Video - When Facebook IS your ex
How Facebook is like your desperate ex
Oh no, Facebook, you will never have my data! We've been dating for too long, we should see other people.
What? You already have all of it?! Oh well, you can keep and sell all that stuff if you like. I don't need it any more.
What do you mean you've "sold it already a long time ago"?!
Anyway, I've also been dating PC for 20 years. She parties hard, and always keeps herself looking great. She is damn expensive though. Always with those upgrades.